Family-Owned · Books Fully Cooked... I Mean, Kept Clean.
Legit Bizness
Welcome to our respectable establishment. We offer legitimate goods and legitimate services. We would rather not get into specifics. Please come back with a warrant or a small business loan.
Field safety · Beta
FieldWatch ->
Weather, wind windows, safety feeds, routes, events, and history logging for field planning. Same useful beta, wider ambition.
Operations dashboard · Legitimate
Gorge Briefing ->
Our flagship product. Suspiciously functional. Wind, weather, safety, TripCheck routes, and event signals for Columbia Gorge work planning.
Expanding the Portfolio · Coming Soon
Spotless Laundromat
Wash, dry, fold. Revenue surprisingly strong for a Tuesday.
Cash OnlySparkle Hand Car Wash
Your car leaves cleaner than it arrived. So does everything else.
Cash OnlyLucky Strike Vending
Snacks and sodas. The numbers don't lie — we make sure of it.
Cash OnlySunny Day Tanning
Walk-ins welcome. Appointments rare. Receipts optional.
Cash OnlyCertifications & Credentials