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Legit Bizness
Welcome to our respectable establishment. We offer legitimate goods and services. The "goods" are apps. The "services" are also the apps. Please come back with a warrant or a small business loan.
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Gorge Briefing ->
Our flagship product. Suspiciously functional. Wind, weather, safety, TripCheck routes, and event signals for Columbia Gorge work planning.
Expanding the Portfolio · Coming Soon
Spotless Laundromat
Wash, dry, fold. Revenue surprisingly strong for a Tuesday.
Cash OnlySparkle Hand Car Wash
Your car leaves cleaner than it arrived. So does everything else.
Cash OnlyLucky Strike Vending
Snacks and sodas. The numbers don't lie — we make sure of it.
Cash OnlySunny Day Tanning
Walk-ins welcome. Appointments rare. Receipts optional.
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